The pause that refreshes, locates you, then reads your diary.
If I had a nickel for every time the military was threatened by the Coca-Cola Corporation... hmm, well, I'd just have the one nickel.
Nonetheless, CNN reports that thanks to a Coke promotion involving global positioning chips and cell phones built into prize-winning coke cans, the military has asked that all personnel examine their cans prior to bringing them in to classified briefings, just in case the insurgents at Coca Cola are listening.
Personally, I think they're going a little overboard, but then again, the military is quite good at that, so why deny them?
EXCLUSIVE TO DEVIL'S ADVOCACY: Reports are surfacing that Coke knows when you are sleeping, and knows when you're awake; reportedly, it knows when you've been bad or good, so you'd better be good (for goodness sake).
Nonetheless, CNN reports that thanks to a Coke promotion involving global positioning chips and cell phones built into prize-winning coke cans, the military has asked that all personnel examine their cans prior to bringing them in to classified briefings, just in case the insurgents at Coca Cola are listening.
Personally, I think they're going a little overboard, but then again, the military is quite good at that, so why deny them?
EXCLUSIVE TO DEVIL'S ADVOCACY: Reports are surfacing that Coke knows when you are sleeping, and knows when you're awake; reportedly, it knows when you've been bad or good, so you'd better be good (for goodness sake).
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